Be Gay Do Crimes

punkitt-is-here:

not very funny

(via nyancrimew)

Finding out what emojis are next to your contact name is truly an experience

sharkgirldick:

I don’t care what gender you are. Put on this slutty top and these tight shorts.

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shesarainbeaux:

it’s okay to be driven insane by lust for me don’t be shy

(via raakxhyrnsfw)

Anyone have any tips for overcoming the torture of mis-speaking in bed, or is that one of the times in life where you just gotta end it all? Asking for a friend.

thedialup:

is this the boy with brown eyes you all have been talking about

(via gentlefemdomstuff)

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sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

(via sleepy-sub)

Tbh I really will simp over any man with longer than shoulder length hair